[MinuteGal]

"His Doctor Insists Former VP Has a Brain That is Functioning"

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN

(by Cowardly Lyin' Uncle Joe)

I could while away the hours
Rent a suite at some Trump Towers
Where I could sniff the housemaid's mane
With the thoughts that I've been thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
I would not be just a nuffin'
But, alas...my head is full of stuffin'
And my aides are full of pain

My head I keep on scratchin'
To help some brilliant thoughts start hatchin'
But my mem'rys down the drain
And my gaffes spout out like rain
I'm a snail in life's fast lane
Where DID I put my cane....
Oh, If I only had a brain !
If I ONLY had a brain !

Leni

[Bob Ireland]

***If I ONLY had a brain***

LOL!

[M Kehoe]

LOL.

5.56mm

[flaglady47]

“His Doctor Insists Former VP Has a Brain That is Functioning”
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN

(by Cowardly Lyin’ Uncle Joe)

I could while away the hours
Rent a suite at some Trump Towers
Where I could sniff the housemaid’s mane
With the thoughts that I’ve been thinkin’
I could be another Lincoln
I would not be just a nuffin’
But, alas...my head is full of stuffin’
And my aides are full of pain

My head I keep on scratchin’
To help some brilliant thoughts start hatchin’
But my mem’rys down the drain
And my gaffes spout out like rain
I’m a snail in life’s fast lane
Where DID I put my cane....
Oh, If I only had a brain !
If I ONLY had a brain !

Leni

Positively brilliant, lol. Ever so clever.

[NautiNurse]

Brilliant as usual, dear Leni!