Not just one, but two people were asleep on the job at just the right moment, then falsified the record?????
First thing that came to mind was someone brought them drinks that caused them to doze at the same time.
Two guards asleep
guards supposed to monitor him every 10 minutes not checking for hours
Epstein taken off suicide watch the day before
CCTV cameras inexplicably not working
Epstein able to hang himself with a blanket he’s not supposed to have, in a 8’ room specifically designed to have nothing to hang from.
Yes, its all very believable
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I would be they do it regularly. It is not like prison guards are the best and brightest. Protected by their union they can’t be fired as you are seeing. They are not already fired.
They won’t need to worry about getting fired because they won’t need to work any longer. They’ve been well compensated.
Narcolepsy is contagious?