[The Antiyuppie]

“Never ever let the facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory. FReepers live for the excitement of a tall tale with little to no supporting evidence.”

Did you just come off of the boat, or did you fall off of the turnip truck?

[grey_whiskers]

Did you just come off of the boat, or did you fall off of the turnip truck?

He's a Deep State monitor.

[Okeydoker]

Did you just come off of the boat, or did you fall off of the turnip truck?
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I have 35 years investigating and prosecuting crimes. How about you, rocket scientist. How many murder scenes have you been to?

[Albion Wilde]

Did you just come off of the boat, or did you fall off of the turnip truck?

I know, right?

[bagster]

Did you just come off of the boat, or did you fall off of the turnip truck?

I think turnip truck.

He's one of those guys that swallows the 'news' as the derp media presents it to him.

A sucker, in other words.