Posted on 06/15/2019 12:16:58 PM PDT by Hojczyk
For his inauguration, President O’Rourke will be escorted to the Capitol by an entourage of flying pigs and devils from hell wearing parkas and suffering from frostbite.
Dear Mr. President:
So sorry about the air conditioning situation.
The wind just isn’t blowing today and the temperature is 101 degrees.
We are suffering too, so try to enjoy the equality of it all.
White House Service Staff
Where is he going to get the electricity to run all those cars? Are they going to make it out of fairy dust and unicorn poop?
Well, Shiite!
I guess I’d better get busy sewing that slipcover for my backyard oil rig to hide it from ‘President’ 0’Rourke!
Just to mess with his ‘inventory,’ mind you.
*Rolleyes*
He needs to check with Obama, who tried that too.
When was the last time liberals had a new idea?
Don't forget the double rainbow over the Capitol from the Skittles pooping unicorns.
Are the Democrats promising to bring back whale-oil?
I mean, it is renewable...
When these green fools speak of wind power they always speak wind power for thee, but never for me. Not one of them have a wind turbine in their back yard. If they did, the constant brownouts would perhaps penetrate even their thick skulls.
Or not...
Isn’t that special!
Shit for brains will NEVER be president.
Vato won’t last long.
President O’Rourke won’t do those things because there will never be a President O’Rourke.
Lets test his theory in Austin Texas. Force the liberal city achieve zero carbon emissions starting July 1st. Strictly enforce compliance with death penalty for anyone who does not accept the communist utopia mandate.
Just do it.
It took me a long time, but I finally believe that Climate Change will most definitely end the world as we know it. And in a very large way.
These glow-bull warming lunatics in the western world and elsewhere are going to drive this issue into numerous civil wars, which will likely be taken advantage of by China or Russia and turn it into WWIII. Thus the Climate Change Issue (not actual climate change) will come close to destroying the world.
And it’s possible some of the smarter dems realize this as an opportunity to take over. If my history is correct, the Reds took advantage of WWI to create the Soviet Union and the Reds were successful in China thanks to WWII.
I bet it won’t be new nuke reactors.
If any of these Democrat wackadoodles win the Presidency, the Republic will be over and we will have to live under the thumb of tyranny. There will still be sham elections, but the outcome will be predetermined by the Central Committee.
What a dork. I cant believe a billionaire heiress married this moron.
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