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To: AndyJackson
luscious scantily clad, if clad at all, Asian honeys in a massage parlor,

Haven't ever been to a "massage parlor" have you? Here's a few hints.
1) Drink heavily.
2) Take 2 bags. One for her and one for you in case hers comes off.(Double bagging for paper or plastic is recommended.)

24 posted on 05/13/2019 11:24:02 PM PDT by SanchoP (Why does DC hate Americans so much ?)
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To: SanchoP
You forgot the "Coyote" solution as a last resort.
27 posted on 05/13/2019 11:30:44 PM PDT by ExSoldier ("Terrorists: They hate you yesterday, today, and tomorrow. End it, no more tomorrows for them!)
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