Pete's path: How Buttigieg plans to win the Democratic nomination

CBS News ^ | April 2, 2019 | Caitlin Huey-Burns

[Innovative]

Four weeks ago, Pete Buttigieg was a small town mayor with a tongue twister of a surname who also happened to be one of the many, many Democrats running for president.

A nationally televised town hall, a couple of viral interviews, and $7 million dollars later, "Mayor Pete" is a bonafide political celebrity trying to rapidly scale up his organization.

Buttigieg, who announced an exploratory committee in January, is planning to formally launch his presidential campaign sometime this month. This week, he moved into a campaign headquarters in his hometown of South Bend, with BOOT EDGE EDGE (the correct pronunciation) painted in bold blue letters on yellow wall.

[Innovative]

He can dream...

[billorites]

Let’s just call him Buttplug.

[a fool in paradise]

I misread that name as Buttplugg

[BenLurkin]

Pinko mayors.

Too many of them.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

He knows how to come from behind.

[a fool in paradise]

“Mayor Pete”

yeah, let’s just forget about that troublesome last name. Maybe he can run a write-in candidacy campaign.

[Army Air Corps]

So, the is the Stalinist flavor of the month.

[Fungi]

Fake news promulgating leftist propaganda. Hogwash. He won’t even come close.

[Williams]

A gay communist radical. What can go wrong?

[MtnClimber]

His father was a Marxist. Just like 0bama’s mother, father and maternal grand parents who had to raise him in the black family style.

[Lurkinanloomin]

His husband can dream of being First Lad.

[fatez]

He is giving it all he’s got even though he is behind...He likes it that way...

[HiTech RedNeck]

with BOOT EDGE EDGE (the correct pronunciation) painted in bold blue letters on yellow wall

now ain't that macho, son... how obvious can it get. Yes! He is positioned to be the Big Gay Rat of 2020.

In Italian, Butti means to throw. I couldn't find anything for gieg, though. He throws gieg, whatever gieg might be. Is it a shape of macaroni?

[thoughtomator]

Yeah sorry, running a fag whose name starts with butt is going to make the Dems a laughingstock and more than enough of them know it.

[Revel]

Watch out

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[HiTech RedNeck]

Too many Rats are infatuated with the meme. Oh man. Talk about dysfunction coming to a head. Or maybe, a tail!

[beethovenfan]

Buttplug - Wiener 2020

[dsrtsage]

How ‘bout Buttlejuice?

[Lurkinanloomin]

I’m still holding out hope for:

WEINER/HOLDER 2020

[Wilhelm Tell]

A lot of Millennials would be eager to vote for the first openly gay President. Anyone who wants to virtue signal and brag to their friends would likely vote for him.