[pepsi_junkie]

So far of the declared dem candidates we have:

• A woman who slept her way into politics
• A rich white guy who pretends to be Mexican and lost a big election
• A rich old white guy who cashed in by saying he was a socialist and had almost accidentally beat Hillary in the last primary
• A rich old white guy who is dumb as rocks, has a suspiciously large number of pics of himself making little girls uncomfortable, and is trying to boost himself by typing himself to a socialist black woman who lost a big election
• A black senator who is an .... ahem ... confirmed bachelor who wrote about assaulting and old "girl friend", as if that was a thing for him

Who am I missing?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Who am I missing?

The Fake Cherokee and some Hispanic mayor from someplace.