[a little elbow grease]

Ok literary freeper critics. How does Beto’s poetry stack up against Obama’s effort, the one about Pops and the stained underwear, IIRC? ----

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Obama's was better.

Francis O'Dork's is 'udderly' awful.

[Army Air Corps]

You can bet your arse that it will be milked...

[Yardstick]

This is embarrassing stuff but can be excused as teenage silliness whereas I think Obama wrote his schlocky poetry somewhat later in life and with actual serious intent.

[Ace's Dad]

Ok literary freeper critics...

Have to confess, at 16 I was still chasing teen girls and racing various vehicles; but at seventeen I was a salaried writer at a real radio station (with a real FCC license).

[Pearls Before Swine]

I wonder if “Buff my Balls” would be an acceptable screen name. It’s crude, but timely.