Beto O'Rourke wrote poem asking a cow to 'wax my ass' and 'scrub my balls'
“Beto O'Rourke's youthful artistic experiments included a poem pleading for genital grooming and a sacred cow to lactate, according to newly unearthed documents. At age 16 in 1988, under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord," O'Rourke, now 46, authored "The Song of the Cow" — a bizarre piece of experimental writing that included the lines asking for a cow to "buff" and "scrub my balls." “
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"The Song of the Cow" ISN'T THE ONLY ODD PIECE of written word recently unearthed from O'Rourke's past. In a Reuters investigation published Friday, it was discovered O'Rourke — who was a member of the hacking group "Cult of the Dead Cow" — also wrote a short story about a man running over a group of children in his car.
“As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head," O'Rourke wrote.
Thankfully for O'Rourke's chance in the Democratic primaries, he is not alone in having a past filled with unusual writings.
In 1972, Sen. BERNIE SANDERS wrote an essay in the Vermont Freeman describing a woman who "fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously." Sanders wrote: "And Men. Men are in pain too. They are thinking, wondering. What is it they want from a woman? Are they at fault? Are they perpetrating this man-woman situation? Are they oppressors? The man is bitter."
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Beto will need to explain to AOC why his Ode to the Cow does not conflict with her GND requirement to kill all the cows.