This will be the rehab/cry for help defense.
I’m sure some closeted addiction will come to light, some mental illness undiagnosed or unmedicated or improperly medicated.
Unless it’s a bench trial he will skate. The defense knows this. It will just be expensive to keep him out of jail but he won’t do time.
Good possibility.
Perhaps his mental illness could be better addressed if he entered into....
... Gay Conversion Therapy.
(Bwa ha ha ha)