You could potentially cross the Atlantic with a train if you could accelerate it to sufficient velocity. The downside is that it might require purchasing an amount of energy equivalent to the national debt. The passengers would be squeezed to the thickness of a sheet of paper. Just a minor detail.
A man found a Genie lamp while walking on a beach.
He rubbed the lamp and the Genie appeared said he would grant the man any wish.
The man said he’d love to go to Hawaii with is wife, but she is afraid of boats and flying, only drives. He asked the Genie to build a bridge from LA to Hawaii so they could drive there together.
The Genie said he could do almost anything, but that was just about impossible, please give another wish.
The man said Ok, tell me the secret of knowing what makes women tick, so I will have perfect harmony in my marriage and with all women the rest of my life, and understand everything they do.
The Genie said “How many lanes do you want on that bridge”?