Not one of the douchenozzles named here had a hope in Hades of “taking down” Trump. McTurd was particularly pathetic, McMuffin never attracted any significant number of votes, and the Mailman managed to win won primary.
A better story would be how utterly ineffective these dicknipples have been.
Thank you so much!
Until now I have never realized that there was an e in the middle of “douchenozzles”.