“My vote would be to hold it in Swollen Groin. TX.”
I think I drove through there once. It reminded me of Bleeding Piles, CO.
“My vote would be to hold it in Swollen Groin. TX.
I have to tell you that it’s a “stolen line” from Sheriff Buford T. Justice ( Jackie Gleason) in “Smokey and the Bandit!”
How about Rough & Ready, California?
That town actually seceeded from the Union in the 1800’s. I lived about 13 miles from that town in N Calif.
Don’t forget all the fun to be had in Toad Suck, Arkansas! ;)