Salads made with lettuce. Lettuce is kinda like cabbage. RUSSIANS eat lots of cabbage! Ergo, collusion dog whistle!
There’s too much evidence to process. Someone contact David Gregory.
[cabbage]
Well, in “The Bedford Incident” they discovered bags of garbage from a submarine. Analysis showed that the bags contained remnants of potatoes, cabbage and cracked pepper.
RED cabbage, that is. From a RUSSIAN submarine.
So, like yeah, it all fits.
(BTW, I decided to try this and made my own recipe. Red cabbage, potatoes, onions, cracked pepper, salt, Italian dressing and butter). Fried up the potatoes, onions and cabbage in the skillet and added the other stuff here and there.
Not too bad.
But then, I’m a Russian bot.....
Dah, comrade is hungry for Quarter Pounder with Cheese now.