I was in grocery store tonight. If, and I emphasize if, 5% of the people spoke English, that may be a high number.
At the store where I work, they come in with three and four tax exemptions (kids)climbing all over everything, and the parents don’t know five words of English. They flash a cellphone in front of my face which has translated what they spoke into it in Chicken Spanish into a text message in English. You can thank Microsoft and the Chinese and whoever else in Silicon Valley for being the enablers of this massive unfrickingbelievable invasion.
You must live in Chappaquiddick............