Literally LOL.
I sincerely hope when you pass away the Lord will overlook your mendacity, deceit and hypocrisy and that He will forgive you for trying to lead His children into the serious sin of calling evil good, deceitful doublemindedness and self righteousness, which is, of course, idolatry.
The Lord Jesus was not one who submitted to false authority, or tradition.
Neither are we!
LOL again at your smug deceit. Wow. A keeper.
You make my case.