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satire - Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!'
All Contents © Copyright 2018 The Babylon Bee ^ | November 27th, 2018

Posted on 11/27/2018 4:40:10 PM PST by Behind Liberal Lines

After Ocasio-Cortez entered her office Tuesday, aides gently guided her to a special room they'd prepared with every season of Schoolhouse Rock! prepped and ready to go.

The woman furrowed her brow and nodded slowly as the cartoon characters talked about basic concepts like the three chambers of government, the process of a bill becoming law, and how money works. "I thought Bill was the president a while ago?" she said confusedly, causing an assistant to pause the show and slowly explain what a congressional bill is.

"See how the singing piece of paper is trying to become a law?" the aide said amicably. "That's kind of how it works, in a broad sense."

"Ohhh!" she said as realization dawned on her. "But how do they teach the papers to sing? Wait—don't tell me—socialism?" The aide then sighed and rewound the tape to the beginning a third time.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: alexandra; aoc; cortez; ocasio; occasionalcortex; socialist
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
"But how do they teach the papers to sing?

ROFL!!!

She's not quite that dumb ... close, though. Excellent job by BB.

41 posted on 11/28/2018 5:44:35 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Schoolhouse Rock was really the ONLY government education program that I ever found useful.

They should have made dozens more.

I still remember ‘Bill’ running down the steps shouting “I’m a Law” after being signed by the President.


42 posted on 11/29/2018 7:25:29 AM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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To: Ouderkirk

Without doubt she will have some very savvy handlers who are regulars at fleecing the country. They are who we need to keep an eye on and investigate.


43 posted on 11/29/2018 7:50:48 AM PST by afterhoursarmory
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