[a little elbow grease]

They were coming here for our vegetables ...... but didn't quite make it.

[a little elbow grease]

[UnstableGenius]

Ha ha...they said “probe”.

[SpaceBar]

If Harvard’s goal is to discredit themselves, they’re doing a bang-up job.

[G Larry]

I suspect the Harvard Scientist is an illegal alien......

[UnstableGenius]

"They're not sending their best".

[RightLady]

Ah ha More creatures to hate America

[UCANSEE2]

“A mysterious reddish cigar-shaped object spotted tumbling through our solar system last year may have been an alien spacecraft sent to investigate Earth,”

TRUE. Which is why the ‘ship’ changed course and is leaving the solar system as fast as it can.

[LukeL]

cue the alien guy with the Greek sounding name.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Maybe they heard Muslims taste just like chicken. 😆

[rfp1234]

They should harvest the vegetables in Broward County.

[Republican Wildcat]

According to their calculations, Oumuamua is less than a millimeter thin, but very wide like a sail, harnessing solar radiation to propel itself – similar to the spaceship used by Count Dooku in the "Star Wars" films.

Good...twice the pride, double the fall.

[zeestephen]

As the great astronomer Sigmund Freud once said...

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

[Fledermaus]

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

They've come to apply for asylum. There's a crime wave on their home planet that they're fleeing from.

Most of them are pregnant female aliens about to give birth to alien anchor babies

[caww]

.....”Scientists push back against Harvard ‘alien spacecraft’ theory”......

Alan Fitzsimmons, an astrophysicist at Queens University, Belfast. states.....”It has already been shown that its observed characteristics are consistent with a comet-like body ejected from another star system,”

Katie Mack, a well-known astrophysicist at North Carolina State, also took issue with the alien hype......”The thing you have to understand is: scientists are perfectly happy to publish an outlandish idea if it has even the tiniest sliver of a chance of not being wrong,” ....”But until every other possibility has been exhausted dozen times over, even the authors probably don’t believe it.”

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/breakingnews/30358065

[GraceG]

“soft disclosure”

[Bullish]

What the hell happened to Harvard that they’re turning out such dumb shits?

[jimfree]

Could be a cookbook.

[ronnie raygun]

Lets trade aliens our for thiers

[Brooklyn Attitude]

We prove you no need to get out of stone age to make interstellar sail.