Jeff Sessions Resigns [if you want to discuss Q, do it on the Q conspiracy thread or not at all]

[Raebie]

Breaking now

[Lazamataz]

In before the Sessions bashers. Granny from Beverly Hillbillies Keebler Elf Mr. Magoo

Oh.

My.

Freepin.

God.

You really did. You took Jeff Sessions' side.

You really ARE Deep State.

[bobby.223]

E3 suicide by crow!? Hmmmmm...I hadn’t thought of that one! (See#72).

[ETCM]

"What do we know about Whitaker?"

I posted about Session's replacement back in september...

Sessions' CoS is Matthew Whitaker, who has called the Russia Investigation a "Witch Hunt" and was critical of Mueller when he investigated Trump family finances, so he might be good. From other reporting, the standard succession would see the Solicitor General, Noel Francisco, take the DAG job, and he is also reputed to be a solid conservative. Sounds like either would be far better than Rosenstein.

[Jane Long]

Did he take his red swing line stapler with him?

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Lol!! Sounds like he may have wanted to, as a testament to his organizational and efficiency skills.

[Trump_the_Evil_Left]

Rofl. I think Sessions and Huber were up to 5,087,472 secret indictments by last week.

[gathersnomoss]

ABOUT TIME!!!!

[tomkat]

I think ol' Jeff forgot the /sarcasm tag at the bottom of that back-patting fiction.

An excellent opportunity morphed into an utter disappointment   :-\

[Eleutheria5]

So what will become of Rosenfeld? Does he remain where he is?

[Miss Didi]

Lou Dobbs will be doing cartwheels tonight...show’s going to be a BLAST!

[Paine in the Neck]

Two years too late.

[TheConservativeParty]

Dow is still going up

Up 473

[newfreep]

TRUMP Tweet:

We are pleased to announce that Matthew G. Whitaker, Chief of Staff to Attorney General Jeff Sessions at the Department of Justice, will become our new Acting Attorney General of the United States. He will serve our Country well...

[Professional]

Most worthless AG ever. Wow, I kept waiting for him to get out of bed and do something...

For any Session basher’s that I ever barked at, MY SINCERE APOLOGIES.

[Pelham]

“Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

“...We thank Attorney General Jeff Sessions for his service, and wish him well! A permanent replacement will be nominated at a later date.”

Didn’t anyone tell him that Sessions was his enemy? And that he couldn’t get rid of Sessions because (obstruction of justice, Senate won’t confirm, fill in the blank)?

[SpaceBar]

Sheriff Joe ?

Ummm no. We don't need a political hot potato octogenarian that needs his naps. We need someone we've never heard of. Some young energetic quietly conservative buck who kept his nose in the the law books, knows them inside and out, and wants some mounted commie/liberal heads on his office wall.

[Bullish]

Thanks for nothing Jeff. Really nothing

Now where’s that guy who assured us that Trump and Sessions had this big secret plan?

Pffffffffffttt!

[Avalon Memories]

Yayyyy!!! His brother went down to defeat yesterday, perhaps because of that last name. Now, at long last Jeff Sessions goes.

[LiveFreeOrDie2001]

CNBC says he was “forced out”.

[Bullish]

Thanks for nothing Jeff. Really nothing

Now where’s that guy who assured us that Trump and Sessions had this big secret plan?

Pffffffffffttt!