Uh, the crucified were the good guys. Let’s find some other punishment.
Impale them on a pike.
“Lets find some other punishment.”
Vlad “The Impaler”...
Vlad “The Impaler”...please pick up a white courtesy telephone.
Vlad “The Impaler”; telephone, please.
THAT’D put some kick into the whole “the Russians did it” fable.