1. Ford is presented with this information over the next 48 hours.
2. She politely declines to testify on Monday by admitting that her recollection now seems to be too hazy to give any sworn statements under oath.
3. Kavanaugh shows up and testifies alone on Monday, recognizes Ford's plight, and forgives her as any decent Christian would.
4. Public support for Kavanaugh goes off the charts, and he is quickly confirmed.
5. Dianne Feinstein is thrown off the Judiciary Committee, which becomes a moot point in November when she loses to the Mexican communist Ponce de Leon in her re-election bid.
6. Cory Booker proclaims: "I am Spartacus!" ... then announces he intends to crucify himself in front of the Capitol. Nobody follows him because nobody believes him anyway. He is later caught groping himself in the men's bathroom.
7. Ruth Bader Ginsburg announces in a barely-audible whisper: "I am not worthy. The Orange Donkey-Kong must pick my successor" ... and promptly checks herself into the B'nai B'rith Homecrest House retirement home in Silver Spring.
Well, OK -- maybe some of these are ludicrous ... but I think even just the first three or four would be awesome.
Your outline is more plausible and anything else out there at the moment. Definitely 1 through 4 feel very appropriate at the moment.
Bravo!
Had a bad day but that brought a smile to my face. Good posting!
Wow... love it! All seven of ‘em! :-)