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To: Wilhelm Tell

If we name the bathrooms after John, we could name the condoms sold in the bathroom SCHUMERS


4 posted on 08/25/2018 11:47:36 PM PDT by advertising guy (The manliest man Obama knows is married to him.)
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To: advertising guy

Then we could name toilet paper after Rep. Adam Schiff, as in “Schiff for Brains” (which is where his resides in perpetuity).

The toilet seat could be called The Democrats’ Throne and the toilet itself named after the Democrats’ most hopeful card hand, The Royal Flush.

A proctologist who checks on the physical and mental constipation of Democrats would be called Dr. Roto-Rooter.

And their swimming pool would be renamed in honor of all Democrat members of Congress as “The Cesspool”.

Oh, forgot. The Dems softball team is called “The Swinging Turds” because they play crappy and never by the rules.


35 posted on 08/26/2018 2:48:12 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: advertising guy
Good one 👍
45 posted on 08/26/2018 3:58:14 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: advertising guy

If we name the bathrooms after John, we could name the condoms sold in the bathroom SCHUMERS

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IT IS EARLY BUT THIS IS POST OF THE DAY!!!


54 posted on 08/26/2018 4:16:56 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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To: advertising guy

Aren’t they already called “Kennedy’s”


147 posted on 08/27/2018 9:31:33 AM PDT by utford
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