So would I.
With a damned two by four.
Laz, I'm accepting of most of the congealed-grease turd bombs that you profess attraction for, but cheese-louise, this one is way beyond the gag-factor for even you.
This one would make a buzzard burp!
Expand your horizons, son!
It's the whole point. For me, it's Internet Limbo. "How *LOW* can I go... How *LOW* can I go... How *LOW* can I go... "