>If Sanders can’t eat there, well, neither can we. Businesses with no business are... no more. Bye Red Hen.
Go in and eat about 3/4 of your meal. Whip out your MAGA hat. Get kicked out... Free meal!
I love the idea of enjoying most of your meal (and drinks), but you should save the hat for the end. I’d start with stopping the server and letting them know that Sarah Sanders was right, this really is some great food; you’re really glad that you ignored all those awful reviews and instead listened to someone who ate there.
Then break out the hat.