I love the idea of enjoying most of your meal (and drinks), but you should save the hat for the end. I’d start with stopping the server and letting them know that Sarah Sanders was right, this really is some great food; you’re really glad that you ignored all those awful reviews and instead listened to someone who ate there.
Then break out the hat.
“Then break out the hat.”...
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Leaving a tip, in written form, rather than the type you might fold or jingle. LOL perhaps, getting a free meal, just unable to enjoy it.
HATEFUL employee, wished to shine the limelight on MAGA TRUMP; otherwise she could have just made a point by stirring the ice tea with her forearm for silent vengeance and carried on with her normal functions. MORAL: haters want to be shown hating otherwise it doesn’t work.