Man who tried to seduce teen boy with Sprite and chicken Alfredo is sentenced [Photo! Ack!]

Fox News ^ | June 19, 2018 | Nicole Darrah

[familyop]

When Maruna, who reportedly admitted to police he hoped to have sex with the teenage boy, was arrested, police discovered he was carrying an iPhone, a MacBook and three zip drives — in addition to “a bottle of Astroglide lubrication, Vaseline lotion, two bottles of Sprite, and chicken Alfredo in a Tupperware container.”

[familyop]

Look at the picture behind the link! Anyone here see the movie, "Gamer"?

[bigbob]

Wasn’t Diet Sprite either...

People still use zip drives? Or just typical lazy journalism?

[the_daug]

or repeat of what police say. One standard diviation left of bell curve or more.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

[Jeff Chandler]

In before the indecorous humor.

[lee martell]

Said he “didn’t believe in age.”
Said he wanted to get married to imaginary teen.
Sent nude photos of himself to imaginary teen.
Sentenced to One Week in jail.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

In September, for a while,
I will be a pedophile,
Luring children with my guile.
Luring once; luring twice;
Luring chicken soup with rice.

[PAR35]

I thought you were joking about the sentence. Sounds like the judge needs to be investigated.

[PGR88]

I’m reminded of Joe Piscopo playing Frank Sinatra: I’m gonna buy you the biggest steak dinner you ever saw, baby!

[familyop]

LOL! Piscopo was pretty funny.

[Cementjungle]

People still use zip drives? Or just typical lazy journalism?

Probably meant zip ties.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

A week in jail and 120 days home incarceration for trying to seduce a kid with sprite and chicken WTF is wrong with this justice system when crime goes unpunished at this level hold on to your kids tight cause its dangerous out there

[Cowboy Bob]

Looks like Rachel Madcow after too many tuna fish sandwiches!

[doorgunner69]

he was carrying an iPhone, a MacBook

Surprise, surprise!

What a shocker, who would have guessed?

[Trillian]

OMG that is beyond gross. What the hell is wrong with these people?

[conservative98]

“It’s sick out there and getting sicker.”

[DeathBeforeDishonor1]

Someone needs to start a website that communicates with hardcore felons and you can make a “donation” to have fatboy carved up and plucked like a chicken behind bars.

[Yaelle]

I’m not sure Maurice Sendak wrote that verse.

[tired&retired]

The government was cutting costs. They didn’t want to pay his food bill for any longer incarceration than absolutely necessary.

[tired&retired]

His greatest punishment. They took his chicken and Sprite dinner as evidence.