‘Woke thee watching lefties stroke their goatees and say ”Yeesss...yeeesss...I get it!”’
thou hast made an interesting post...
Hahahahahahahah...that is just an AWSOME spell correction fail!
The part “watching lefties stroke their goatees and say ”Yeesss...yeeesss...I get it!”’ was correct, but I have no idea what the “Woke thee” thing is...I think I probably meant to say “I can just see watching lefties stroke their goatees...”
Spell correct can be funny and unfortunate depending on the circumstances...at work, I usually end my emails with “Regards,” and every once and a while, it spell corrects it to “Retards,”!!!!!!
One of these days I am not going to catch it, and a firestorm will be ignited!
Where I got that goatee imagery...
A few years back, one Saturday night a conservative friend and I went to Harvard Square in Cambridge, MA, a city right up there with Berkeley, Ithaca, and Madison with regards to its leftism.
They had a place outside an Au Bon Pain (coffee shop) that was frequented by chess players, and that night, there was a “Poetry Slam” going on, so we stopped and watched for a few minutes.
There was a girl, dressed all in black, faintly resembling Ally Sheedy in the movie “The Breakfast Club” reciting a “poem”:
(Spoken in beatnik tones) “...and then he grabbed me and threw me down. And he F***** me. And then again. And...”
We looked at each other with this shared expression of “Can you believe these effing lunatics?” and then, looking at the people sitting next to us watching intently, a guy, stroking his chin and listening as if it were the most profound thing he had ever heard.