Photo: Elia, Tom (CMG-WestPalm)
KTUL who?
Were these 2016 Hillary-didn’t-win-depressed zombies?
They are trying to walk back the fact that a group of about 25 zombies were found fried to a crisp at a large roadside transformer station, knocking it and themselves out.
I've spent years prepping for the Zombie Apocalypse and finally! I get to use all the cool shit I bought!
From the article ...
“City spokesman Ben Kerr later posted a Facebook message saying officials were investigating the bogus alert and that he wanted to “reiterate that Lake Worth does not have any zombie activity currently.””
Currently??? Are they expecting zombie activity in the near future?
You know how it starts...
A limited power glitch in a remote area...
The nice old man thats loved by the whole town mysteriuosly disappears, his little dog left barking sorrowfully next to the gas pumps at his store.
Teens, with thr help of their pipe smoking science teacher, the hot blonde scientist from the co op, and their hot rods save the day.
Are they fast zombies or slow zombies. I don’t like the fast ones. Their bad!
Walking Dead? Must be Democrats.
With the possibility of chemical warfare, we are always 1 day away from the zombie apocalypse...
The power went out here in my neighborhood yesterday around 10 AM. I was already outside working and my fan went off.
Not 5 minutes later, the neighbors started wandering about outside....I laughed my ass off thinking of them as zombies
Because corporate America has no sense of humor the poor schlep who sent the message is gonna get reamed for this.
Øbama’s fault.
(The Dimocraps played the “Bush’s fault” hand for 8 sordid years—now it’s our turn!)
Twice lately I’ve had texts from FPL telling me the power is out at my house when it isn’t, then gives me updates as to the progress they’re making on restoring my power. All the while I’m sitting in my chair watching tv or whatever.
Must have been zombies.
Never forget;
“ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE”
I have my “LOBO”, do you have yours?
There _are_ a lot of zombies out there. Some are haunting both houses long after their sell-by dates!