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Esquire: Okay, Now I Actually Do Want To Take Your Guns. All Of Them.
Esquire ^ | 05/18/18 | Dave Holmes

Posted on 05/19/2018 9:45:29 AM PDT by Simon Green

Listen, I know the moments after a gunman opens fire in a school are hectic for you. You have to get your talking points together, you have to mentally prepare to debate a traumatized yet sensible child, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and practice saying that more guns would have made the situation less deadly. It’s a busy time! And since we are always either in the moments after or the moments before a mass shooting, you’re pretty much always busy, I have noticed!

Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I now actually do want to take your guns.

All of your guns.

Right now.

(snip)

So now I’m angry. Now I’m finished trying to reason with you. So now I, a guy who was ambivalent about guns just a few years ago, want to take your guns away. All of them. I want to take them all and melt them down and shape them into a giant sphere and then push it at you so you have to run away from it like Indiana Jones for the rest of your lives. I want Ted Nugent to roam the halls of his gunless house, sighing wearily until he dies. I want to end this thing once and for all, so that all of you who have prioritized the sale of guns over the lives of children have to sit quietly and think about what you’ve done. God help me, I want to take all of your guns out of your hands, by myself, right now.

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They're finally starting to admit their true agenda.
1 posted on 05/19/2018 9:45:29 AM PDT by Simon Green
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To: Simon Green
Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I now actually do want to take your guns. All of your guns. Right now.

Come and take them, pansy-ass.

2 posted on 05/19/2018 9:47:26 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Simon Green

3 posted on 05/19/2018 9:48:08 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
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To: Simon Green

Guns aren’t the problem, Holmes. Liberalism and what it has done to America is the problem. Look in the mirror and you’ll see the problem. Anytime you want to take my guns, you just come and get them. I’ll be waiting for you, Spanky.


4 posted on 05/19/2018 9:48:13 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (#NotARussianBot)
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Well, Mr. Holmes, you march right up the scum and the criminals everywhere - nevemind law-abiding citizens - you march right up the criminals and gang members and demand that they give you their guns.

All of them.

5 posted on 05/19/2018 9:48:37 AM PDT by simpson96
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Of course they still want to let insane violent people walk the streets with everyone else and and them to schools on top of it all.


6 posted on 05/19/2018 9:48:46 AM PDT by Clean_Sweep
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I hope this guy isn’t tracked down and shot by some nut.


7 posted on 05/19/2018 9:50:04 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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So is this soy boy volunteering to be the first one through the door?


8 posted on 05/19/2018 9:50:12 AM PDT by PanzerKardinal (Some things are so idiotic only an intellectual would believe it.)
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To: Simon Green

Bring a lunch, Dave. We’ll be waiting for you. Oh, are you going to have a GUN when you get here? Notice the irony?


9 posted on 05/19/2018 9:50:29 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Simon Green

David Holmes, former MTV Veejay, has spoken!

10 posted on 05/19/2018 9:50:43 AM PDT by simpson96
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p07
11 posted on 05/19/2018 9:50:44 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Simon Green

I want to take our schools from THEM. Right now. ALL of our schools.


12 posted on 05/19/2018 9:50:56 AM PDT by Uncle Sham
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https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/why-do-mass-shootings-happen-best-explanation/

Gladwell is hardly an NRA conservative — and he believes gun control “has its place” — but he also shares this grim warning: “Let’s not kid ourselves that if we passed the strictest gun control in the world that we would end this particular kind of behavior.”


13 posted on 05/19/2018 9:51:14 AM PDT by dirtboy
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We need to ban liberals! They’re the ones doing all the killing and blaming guns.


14 posted on 05/19/2018 9:51:50 AM PDT by CodeToad
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To: simpson96

He’s a queer.


15 posted on 05/19/2018 9:52:06 AM PDT by CodeToad
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To: Simon Green
No, YOU don't want to take my guns. You want THE GOVERNMENT to take my guns. See, YOU don't have the guts to take an aspirin, let alone try to disarm me.

So you're going to try to bully the Gestapo into coming for my guns, while you hide in your penthouse and sip chablis and talk about how vulgar and uncouth we flyover savages are. And while cops lie down and bleed so that you can feel morally superior.

Problem is, a lot of those cops aren't stupid, and they're not going to lay down their lives for the likes of you.

Which leaves us where we started. If YOU want my guns, then YOU come and take them.

Bring your own body bag.

16 posted on 05/19/2018 9:52:06 AM PDT by IronJack (A)
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As an American, you don’t have the right to take my gun.

As an American, you do have the right to defend school children with a gun.

I strongly suggest you do that.


17 posted on 05/19/2018 9:52:44 AM PDT by chris37 ("I am everybody." -Mark Robinson)
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No Comments Section at the Site. Too bad.


18 posted on 05/19/2018 9:53:00 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (The only good Commie is a dead Commie. Cast your Vote Accordingly.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

It’s the lying, murderous, traitorous Demonicrats—hell cannot be made too hot for their homecoming—who promote and celebrate the slaughter of children of the womb, for which it is no surprise that the spawn of their satanic lies should decide to murder other innocent people. The Demonicrats are rightly co-conspirators and should be tried, convicted, and sentenced to hang right along with the Texas murderer.

And these traitors includes the fifth-column leftist media who try to cover for this evil genocide by ranting about taking away the Second Amendment rights from law-abiding citizens.


19 posted on 05/19/2018 9:53:44 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: Simon Green

MOLON LABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


20 posted on 05/19/2018 9:54:23 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)""Liberals suffer from PTDS -PRESIDENT TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME")
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