Posted on 05/14/2018 1:37:35 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
I don’t think I have the skills to easily assimilate into Donald Trump’s America. And that can mean only one thing: I should be deported.
It was a difficult conclusion to reach, but after listening to White House Chief of Staff John Kelly’s recent comments on undocumented immigrants, I see no other path forward.
Maybe I should self-deport. That’s part of the hope, of course, that by making America inhospitable to outsiders, some will just leave.
But I’m not going to do that. You know us unassimilated legal residents. We’re notoriously lazy.
No, the government is going to have to deport me, and to help in that effort, I’ll outline the obstacles to my assimilation into Trump’s version of America.
1) My culture and my Catholic upbringing are incompatible with the the idea that mothers and their children seeking asylum should be separated from each other once they enter the country.
2) I do speak English, but not in a way that’s compatible with the current language used by this administration and its supporters.
3) Lastly, the country I come from taught me to understand history and recognize that things called “facts” are worth considering.
The idea that immigrants don’t learn English, don’t assimilate, don’t contribute, take jobs from American workers, and are more prone to be criminals has been knocked down by study after study after study and is in no way supported by data.
I am unable to overlook these things and embrace the idea that we are being invaded by menacing hordes of disreputable others.
Those three flaws disqualify me from becoming a member of modern American society under President Trump. And that makes me an unassimilated foreigner in America.
So please send me back to my home country.
Truth be told, I miss it terribly.
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Okay Rex, how about the studies on ILLEGAL immigrants. Don't put legal immigrants in the same basket as the criminal invaders. Nice try, dumba$$.
Only by commingling legal and illegal immigrants. It is illegal immigrants who are facing deportation, not green-card holders.
Get out now you piece of crap.
This writer’s conception of America is one where you are COERCED to love and embrace homosexuality, SURRENDER your 2nd Amendment rights, be COMPELLED to undergo punitive taxation to pay for handouts to Democratic constituents, and INVITE all manners of persons of ill-will into our states, cities and homes. He has some nerve to talk about being forced to assimilate, when all he wants to do is create a very narrow America where progressives set all the rules and we grovel like loyal subjects.
Sure, just get in the helicopter. Ride is free.
Notice that this Pinhead talks about using facts yet fails to name the study after study after study after study that proves he’s correct. He’s just another line POS.
Deport yourself. Why should conservatives always foot the bill for communists?
Toodles!
It was enjoyable reading Rex's Twitter feed from election week, November 2016, with the sneering before the vote, and the constant soiling of his adult diapers after President Trump won.
He’s suppose to be funny?
He needs a day job...
Self-deport, LazyAzz
We will even help you pack and I’ll donate a see thru bag to secure your One Way Ticket
Bye bye
In the tradition of Mike Royko . . .
Did you write that T-Rex? Well, pat yosef on de back
Of course, we all know you're not going anywhere, but hey, it could happen.
Well, bye.
If that were true, Spanish and other languages wouldn’t be required for so many jobs.
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