[Oldeconomybuyer]

[Army Air Corps]

Shall the writer cease breathing?

[Telepathic Intruder]

But of course China, the world’s biggest polluter, gets a free pass. But hey, it has nothing to do with politics.

[hal ogen]

“Zero” omissions??? These people are anti-science, reality-deniers. What lunatics and fools. I fart in their general direction.

[madison10]

The UK wants to go back to Dickens’ time with the added benefit of the Muslim call to prayer. Better visit before it turns into Tripoli.

[tcrlaf]

Except government leaders and the very rich, of course.
They can buy carbon absolution.

[Vaduz]

Zero Emissions = Zero Humans

Some plans have big flaws.

[Trillian]

Priorities.. They need to take care of their invader problems, not focusing on a made up boogey man.

[relictele]

On-the-fly leftist thesaurus:

For every instance of ‘commit’ substitute ‘submit.’

[Paulie]

-—At the very least, it must mean having a firm plan in place to deliver your nation’s fair share of the Paris agreement.-—

There’s that ‘fair share’ meme again.

No thanks, Isabella.

[JimRed]

Talk to India and China, then get back to me.

[rrrod]

A few weeks ago the U.K. said they didn’t have enough natural gas supplies.....then we started shipping LNG from a new plant in Maryland.....to an disclosed buyer......hmmmmm

[Flag_This]

We’ll lead from behind, thanks.

[neverevergiveup]

If they're worried about the environment, then they should be addressing corrupt political systems that cause starvation and poverty, prompting people to do what ever they can to survive - including burning rain forests, deforestation, unsustainable farming practices, over-fishing, etc.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I love these articles. OK, let’s assume we’re willing to get to “zero” emissions. How to the hundreds of millions of people in these countries heat their houses? Use electricity, even at reduced levels? We’d go back into the pre-industrial era. But even that wouldn’t reduce emissions — we have billions of people on Earth now. They all would start burning coal and wood to stay warm. Hundreds of millions would die.

[Leaning Right]

Open burning releases carbon dioxide into the air. That's not carbon-neutral! The Swedish government should tell these guys to stop burning Swedish flags.

[WayneS]

...countries must commit to zero emissions...

So the tin-foil hat people are correct. The "progressives" intend to kill everyone.

[bgill]

Ban burps and farts!

[backwoods-engineer]

To lead on climate, countries must commit to zero emissions

To the Guardian and climate fascists:

NO. YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL US FIRST. YOUR MOVE.

[Nifster]

Erma Gawd. These people have gone friggin nutso

[Chode]