[bert]

The function of the book is to have a well publicized tour.

The tour makes news that provides the daily fodder for the propaganda presstitutes.

[mastertex]

Coomely is a real low life scum bag.....can anyone imagine what a turd he was in high school......I am sure he was bulled because he just looks like a turn.....

[outofsalt]

Presstitute fodder makes sense. Here’s an old one,

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!” And he’d yell back, “Five dollars!”
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the “pro” would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...“See what you get for five bucks!?”