Mine is “DEA Surveillance Van”, but I will admit I like remote detonator. My car has it’s own WiFi, so I might change it to remote detonator. I know, I am being childish. ;>)
My faves:
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
Skynet Global Defense Network
A Van Down By The River
Please Connect for Identity Theft
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