To: Kartographer
“‘Big Trouble in Little China” 1986”
“How did you get up there?”
“Wasn’t easy!”
158 posted on
04/14/2018 4:51:58 PM PDT by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing! Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a doctor and I won't touch that thing)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
“It’s like I told my ex-wife I never drive faster than I can see.”
161 posted on
04/14/2018 4:54:08 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Our my favorite:
“When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: ‘Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.”
162 posted on
04/14/2018 4:58:18 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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