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Cocaine in purse? Florida woman blames it on the wind, police say
http://canoe.com ^ | April 8, 2018 | unknown

Posted on 04/08/2018 7:03:34 PM PDT by Beowulf9

FORT PIERCE, Fla. — Authorities say a Florida woman is blaming a windy day for the cocaine that police found in her purse.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; chat; cocaine; florida; localnews
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To: Beowulf9

honest officer- i was at this fella’s house, and he had a turrible case of gas and there was this baggie of what i thought was confectionery sugar on the table- well, i didn’t think nothin of it but now that i ponder the situation, i believe he farted the baggie into my purse before i left


21 posted on 04/08/2018 9:37:20 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Beowulf9

Wind blew her blow.


22 posted on 04/09/2018 1:17:25 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Liberals can kiss my bitter clingers!)
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To: Beowulf9

As a Floridian, I find myself embarrassed yet again by the low quality of our criminal class.


23 posted on 04/09/2018 2:18:39 AM PDT by Rockingham
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To: Beowulf9

Maybe a leprechaun put it in her purse. They branched out from pot of gold.


24 posted on 04/09/2018 2:19:07 AM PDT by SMGFan (Sarah Michelle Gellar is on twitter @SarahMGellar)
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To: SMGFan

Seems they used to call that stuff “blow”, maybe that’s where she got the idea.


25 posted on 04/09/2018 3:28:59 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: Beowulf9

Not guilty. :)


26 posted on 04/09/2018 3:46:00 AM PDT by Hugh the Scot ("The days of being a keyboard commando are over. It's time to get some bloody knuckles." -Drew68)
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To: lee martell

That is like the story to wipe shopping cart handles down with wet wipes as the person before may have Fenyatal in their system.


27 posted on 04/09/2018 9:27:17 AM PDT by GailA (Ret. SCPO wife: suck it up buttercups it's President Donald Trump!)
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