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Posted on 04/04/2018 7:12:35 AM PDT by Leaning Right
At least they aren’t still calling her a Republican.
Elitists don’t drink evil, sugary, working-class soda pop so she’s never heard a can being popped. Understandable.
ROTFL. What an idiot. Normal people always mistake gunshots as someone setting off firecrackers and someone setting off firecrackers as gunshots. Opening a can of pop is almost always quickly identified as someone opening a can of pop because you have to be close enough to see them opening it in order to hear it.
Next, she’ll be taking time off for ptsd.
Ban all soda pop top cans NOW!
These people are stupid.
I always remember Ronald Reagan’s comment during his speech at the 1984 Republican Convention when someone popped a very loud balloon.
“Missed me.”
Maybe it was a can of Colt 45 malt liquor....
Anchor: The Mayor’s Festival of Flowers opens today, and we go now to our reporter Steve Surewood. How’s it looking Steve?
Reporter: Oh, it’s looking good and it’s smelling good. A lot of people came out for this and the crowds are huge. One thing to notice -- BOOOOOOOOM!
Anchor: Steve! Steve! What was that?? Are you OK??
Reporter: I’m – I’m OK. Don’t know what that was. But it was huge. I see smoke. I hear people screaming. This is all pretty chaotic right now.
Anchor: Can you tell us anything at all?
Reporter: Well, it wasn’t terrorism …
Was it a fully automatic soda?
Did it have a high capacity can?......................
What? Since when does opening a can of soda sound like a gunshot? That cant be any louder than flicking on a cigarette lighter
She’ll refer to herself as a ‘survivor’..........................
Airhead!
Damn NRA lobbying for soda can rights
> That cant be any louder than flicking on a cigarette lighter <
Can imagine the reaction if Wallace would have heard someone flick a lighter repeatedly? She would have assumed it was a machine gun.
But it was a full auto, sugared, soda can. Kinda scary.
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Ban Soda Cans NOW!!!
Someone needs to take her to the range.
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