But the black rocks! And High-Capacity bags! They can throw the rocks as fast as they can reach in, grab them, and cock their arm to throw.
We need Bag and Rock Legislation:
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***To obtain and carry Black Rocks, buyers must be the age of 21 or older, and have no outstanding mental health issues.
***The bag should contain a mechanism to limit the size of rocks thrown to less than 1/2” diameter. Studies are shown these cause less damage to people and objects.
***To prevent heavier rocks from being thrown (such as “Assault Rocks” which may contain larger amounts of heavy metals such as lead and depleted uranium products) the bag will seal the latch automatically if an attempt is made to place an Assault Rock in it.
***To limit the amount of rocks in a bag, and they must has self closing mechanisms that require you to manually release the closure mechanism on the bag to grab another rock.
***There must be a mechanism that prevents a user from pulling out two rocks at the same time which would enable rapid-fire rock throwing.
Ha! Second phase of the new law: just declare all rocks illegal in USA, period. Anyone caught with a rock on his person or property, openly visible or concealed/buried , will be executed
Well then they will need to ban the materials, all of them, to make a simple sling shot. Elastics will now have to be heavily regulated just as all leather products to make the pouch for the rock to sit in and of course wood will have to be completely banned. All trees will need to be cut down for the children. Massive wood burns will have to take place to destroy all the trees and deadwood. Not sure what we can do about preventing plastics from taking their place but by gosh we will figure something out. We must do “something” after all.
If just one child is saved by these commonsense measures; it will be worth the minor inconvenience to the people of America.