[FlingWingFlyer]

Americans need to start coming up with some ideas on ways to tax these politician bastards. Stupid tax, retard tax, thief tax, power trip tax. Something. We need a little more enjoyment in our lives.

[Red Badger]

Tax their constituents’ favorite things.....malt liquor to start....................

[kearnyirish2]

Menthol cigarette tax, malt liquor tax, weave/extensions tax...

[Ancesthntr]

“Americans need to start coming up with some ideas on ways to tax these politician bastards.”

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They do seem to be a rather uncooperative bunch, don’t they. I think that I have a solution - I remember seeing various TV shows and movies that depicted Middle Ages tax collectors going after deadbeats. They’d usually end up shaking them down (literally) to find gold and silver coins...so the thought occurred to me to use a physically easier means of doing the same thing to our pols: toss a rope over a pulley, and attach it to the politician somewhere near the top of his/her body (like, maybe, around the neck), then pull on the rope until their feet are above the ground. Then you can shake them for a while and get all of their valuables. Heck, some of them might even become cooperative and begin shaking themselves if you do that (let’s give it a try...I like giving people the benefit of the doubt).