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13 Russians and 63 million Trump voters indicted
Peoples Cube ^ | 2/18/2018, 11:08 am | Kommissar Chernobylski

Posted on 03/02/2018 6:09:07 AM PST by maddog55

Mueller charges 13 Russian nationals, formerly known as Trump fans, and 63 million Americans, for meddling in US elections by voting for the wrong candidate.

The Justice Department announced the indictment of 13 "Russian nationals," aka Trump fans who've been observed consuming Russian dressing, for meddling in the 2016 presidential election. Intelligence estimates show there are tens of millions of Trump fans associated with Russian aims to get Donald Trump elected. Some of these people speak Russian, and other soon-to-be-extinct white men and women still insist on voting. DOJ refers to Trump voters henceforth as Russian nationals, spies, intelligence agents, colluders, and just plain evil. They helped this illegitimate president win by unjustly going to the polls.

“Defendant's operations included supporting the presidential campaign for then-candidate Donald J. Trump and disparaging Hillary Clinton,” according to the indictment.

Mr. Mueller added that up to 63 million Americans who disparaged Hillary Clinton by voting wrongly can expect a fate the same as the Russians, er, white males, and will get deported back to Moscow where they belong. Mr. Mueller did not rule out capital punishment. The assembled reporters wearing Hillary 08 lapel pins rose in unison, stamped their feet and cheered, as MSNBC's Chris Matthews vibrated in the front row as he was having thrills run up his legs.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: jamescomey; lisapage; peterstrzok; robertmueller

1 posted on 03/02/2018 6:09:07 AM PST by maddog55
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This should be funny but it’s not.


2 posted on 03/02/2018 6:31:03 AM PST by spincaster
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Maybe what they need to do for future elections is this: when a prospective voter comes to the polls, before they hand him a ballot they have someone tell him a funny joke in Russian. If he laughs, he must understand Russian and can’t be allowed to vote.


3 posted on 03/02/2018 6:39:32 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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Disparaging Hillary should not preclude votes for Trump. The fact is, many people simply didn't vote for her because of what they knew of her.....and Russian tweets or whatever had nothing to do with it.

She did not get the votes that Obama got.

4 posted on 03/02/2018 7:04:07 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Verginius Rufus

“Maybe what they need to do for future elections is this: when a prospective voter comes to the polls, before they hand him a ballot they have someone tell him a funny joke in Russian. If he laughs, he must understand Russian and can’t be allowed to vote.”

I have a better idea. When a voter comes to the polls, someone asks to see their ID and billing address. If they cannot produce that, they cannot vote. Also post an ICE agent in every polling place.


5 posted on 03/02/2018 7:06:14 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (What is a Blue City? First world cities run by third world politicians.)
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To: spincaster
This should be funny but it’s not.

Odd, but I was thinking the same thing. With the current, feverish and rabid hatred that the Progressives, i.e., Democrats, Leftists, Communists, and other Non- Trump voters, have for those who espouse love of our Constitutional government, it would not be surprising to see such 'news' appear one day.

Last night, I sadly found myself listening to the exhortations of the lamentable Glen Beck. He was pleading with his audience to love the enemy at the gate, to greet the foaming-at-the-mouth liberal with love and understanding. His plan was to show the communist SJWs that we, as well as they, are good people who can find common ground and live in harmony.
Glen's view is so much like the fable of the frog and the scorpion, except, in Glen's case, he is openly inviting the scorpion to ride his back across the river.

6 posted on 03/02/2018 7:30:02 AM PST by Thommas (The snout of the camel is in the tent..)
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We’re all ham sandwiches now.


7 posted on 03/02/2018 7:50:01 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (#NotARussianBot)
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