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Worst. Oscars. Ever.
Townhall.com ^ | March 1, 2018 | Derek Hunter

Posted on 03/01/2018 1:02:00 AM PST by Kaslin

Have you seen more than one of the movies nominated for best picture this year at the Oscars? The answer is probably not. While two of the nominees actually found sizable audiences (Dunkirk and Get Out), the rest of the field consists of small movies the general public doesn’t care about. Coupled with what many Americans expect to be a 3-hour left-wing political seminar, the broadcast of the 90th annual Academy Awards this Sunday is shaping up to be a Spinal Tap concert-level disaster.

If you look past Dunkirk’s $188 million box office and Get Out, with a $176 million take (against only a $4.5 million production budget), none of the nominated films excited people this year. The next highest-grossing movie was The Post with $78 million. While nothing to sniff at, it’s production budget was $50 million. Add in the cost of marketing and you’re not exactly rolling in the profits there. And that’s a movie starring two of the biggest names in Hollywood (Hanks and Streep) being directed by the biggest (Spielberg). People just don’t care.

The rest of the nominees found small audiences, some made a profit, but none caught fire. 

The closest thing to a sleeper hit was Get Out, which is, at best, a guilty pleasure B-movie only getting the attention it has enjoyed because of the racial politics associated with it. It’s fine entertainment, but had it not had liberal-imposed “deeper meaning” and the praise that accompanies it, it would have faded quickly.

Get Out wasn’t even thought of as Oscar-bait when it was released, just a small summer movie. Oscar contenders, or movies studios think can be, aren’t released until the end of the year. But the overwhelming media hype surrounding the movie led to an Oscar campaign for a movie already on cable. That doesn’t happen very often. 

Were Get Out released during the Obama administration it likely would have been forgotten. But Donald Trump is president, and that fact has set liberal Hollywood on edge. Coupled with so many in the business being exposed as sexual predators, and you have an entertainment industry that is reeling and embracing liberalism even harder this year.

That’s why the vast majority of the public simply doesn’t care.

Aside from, Dunkirk, and Get Out, other nominees are forgettable and unrelatable to most people. I love movies and I have no desire to see any of them, only having seen Get Out because it was TV.

Other nominees and a brief summary of what they seem to be about are:

The Post: A movie lionizing the media in a time when the media is as popular as toenail fungus. Hollywood loves movies about the media, so does the media. Audiences…not so much.

The Shape of Water: A love story between a woman and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. I have no idea if it is, but it sure seems like it and I also don’t care.

Darkest Hour: Winston Churchill during the start of World War II. I’d watch it, but I don’t feel compelled to see it in theaters. I’ve heard good things, but I feel like I’ve seen this already.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: A lady is mad at a racist cop for not solving her kid’s murder, or something. I don’t know, and I don’t care. Seems like a lifetime movie without the unintentional humor. 

Lady Bird: When I first heard about it I assumed it was a bio-pic about LBJ’s wife. It’s not. Beyond that, I can only figure out that it’s about a quirky girl not getting along with her mom. I like movies that director Greta Gerwig has starred in, but have no desire to see this. 

Phantom Thread: Daniel Day-Lewis is probably the best actor alive today, but a movie that seems like it’s about a creepy tailor is not high on my list for ways to spend two hours.

Call Me By Your Name: Watching an adult man seduce a 17-year-old boy is typical Oscar-bait but a bit weird in the “me too” era. Hollywood can’t help itself. Audiences sure did, it only took in $15 million at the box office. Maybe Kevin Spacey can present it, or sue for plagiarism from his life story. Either way, I’m with the rest of the country in having zero interest in it.

Audiences didn’t want to see the movies nominated, so there’s little chance they’ll tune in to see if movies they didn’t want to watch win awards they don’t care about. 

Those who do tune in can expect host Jimmy Kimmell to lecture them about how awful the country is. There will be Trump jokes, there will be anti-Republican and anti-Second Amendment speeches. Don’t be surprised if an Obama or CNN-approved Parkland shooting survivor shows up on stage at some point, or at least gets a shout-out. 

Who wants that? Who needs that? 

The entertainment industry exists because people want to be entertained, to escape from reality for a little while. But Hollywood can’t do that anymore, at least when it comes time to reward itself. They act as though they’re important; they believe it because their publicists tell them they are. The American people told them last year they aren’t, box office numbers hit a 25-year low in 2017.

Hollywood won’t learn the lessons of 2017. They’re making a movie about Wendy Davis, the liberal Democrat who became a liberal celebrity by filibustering an abortion law in Texas, then let the media attention go to her head and suffered a humiliating defeat in a bid for governor, so clearly Hollywood doesn’t care either. 

So which movie will win best picture? Who cares? The biggest winners of the night will not be the rich celebrities who collect the $100,000-plus “swag bags” the pampered class is getting at the event (though that’d be nice), it’s the people who don’t watch any of it. 


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
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To: Reno89519
Your last list shows an amazing lack of diversity.

Appears to me as an electronic/image equivalent of an opium den; with it's participants wafting away to various dream worlds of fantasy.

Will only fake stories and flashy, high-speed computer imagery be able to cut thru to America's future collective mind?

What sub-conscious ideas and thoughts are being planted; just awaiting a trigger in the future?

21 posted on 03/01/2018 3:57:54 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Kaslin

Was it on last night? YAWN


22 posted on 03/01/2018 3:58:59 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Kaslin

Dunkirk and Darkest Hour were both very good movies.


23 posted on 03/01/2018 4:01:41 AM PST by stockpirate (TYRANNY IS THY NAME REBELLION IS OUR ANSWER. HANG THEM ALL!)
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To: rlmorel

Explained in the very beginning. Soldiers on the beaches of Dunkirk 1 week. Ships on the water picking up the soldiers 1 day. Planes in the sky, 1 Hour.

At various points in time the 3 mesh and you get different perspectives of the same occurrences. Like Pulp Fiction but not like Pulp Fiction.


24 posted on 03/01/2018 4:03:03 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: Kaslin

....typically..beating each others chest fest...


25 posted on 03/01/2018 4:09:19 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Kaslin

A pathetic piece—the guy doesn’t like the description of the movies, but hasn’t seen them? And the descriptions range from a Churchill biopic to war and coming of age films?


26 posted on 03/01/2018 4:09:22 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: Kaslin

Even back when movies were entertaining - before they were merely vehicles to push the left wing agenda - I didn’t bother watching the award show. In fact, I couldn’t tell you which show goes with movies, or TV, or music... I’m only vaguely aware there are multiple versions. There are still, right? Never held any interest for me. Bunch of out of touch whack jobs spending an evening self-aggrandizing and patting each other on the back. {snort} They are only entertainers - modern day court jesters. Every once in a while you here one of them talk about how important someone’s work is. Important? Ha! Keeping my toenails trimmed is far more important to me than everything that comes out of Hollywood in a typical year.


27 posted on 03/01/2018 4:11:32 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Doing my part to help make America great again!)
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To: Kaslin

Dunkirk was alright...cinematography
was very good...but story line jumped
all over the place...


28 posted on 03/01/2018 4:13:13 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: rlmorel

Dunkirk managed to make a beach claustrophobic.


29 posted on 03/01/2018 4:13:50 AM PST by EliRoom8
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To: Kaslin

I just watched Dunkirk last night, I loved it.

I think one of the problems people might have with It, and not realise it, is the lack of a musical score.
We are so used to having a musical score help us emotionally bond with scenes that the lack of musical scoring is subconsciously unsettling and we stay detached from the movie.

Dunkirk was a story about what happened. A defeated army hoping to be evacuated. There was courage and cowardice and the then typical British Stiff Upper Lip.
The ending, in my opinion was perfect.

I normally don’t care about awards, but I hope it wins.


30 posted on 03/01/2018 4:14:06 AM PST by oldvirginian ("The people built this country. And it is the people who are making America great again.” D TRUMP)
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To: Reno89519
Call Me by Your Name: no desire to see a fag movie
Darkest Hour: sucked. Half the movie was Churchill weeping and Gary Oldman acting. Acting, I say!
Dunkirk: as a stand-alone movie, it was ok. As a depiction of the Dunkirk event, it sucked
Get Out: haven't seen it because it looks too stupid
Lady Bird: movie for tween girls
Phantom Thread: never heard of it
The Post: haven't seen it because it looks like yet another self-pleasuring wank film for the media establishment
The Shape of Water: sucked. It is essentially a blue-haired SJW beastiality fantasy. And did I mention it has a prominent fag?
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: sucked. It is yet another hate-propaganda Hollywood depiction of what they THINK flyover country is like.
31 posted on 03/01/2018 4:18:01 AM PST by fr_freak
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To: All

Hollywood - They are nothing without us and I’m very happy that they haven’t figured it out. If they have figured it out and don’t care then I am still happy to watch then circle the drain.


32 posted on 03/01/2018 4:21:46 AM PST by ssfromla
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To: Kaslin

Last night we went to see Casablanca on the big screen at a local dinner and a movie place. Admission was $5.00. The room was nearly full. The other 6 screening rooms didn’t have half the people in them.

No cell phones rang. No one disturbed the other patrons. The food was good enough and the beer reasonably priced.

We heard several folks ask why they don’t make movies like that anymore.

We had a great time. But we won’t spend a penny on the “new” garbage they’re putting out. Not one.

L


33 posted on 03/01/2018 4:23:55 AM PST by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: EliRoom8

Dunkirk was OK. I understand what the director was trying to do, but I think it was a little too disjointed for my tastes.

Evidently the whole flashback, split timelines and all of that crap are the norm these days.

I DO think it was a beautifully shot movie. So, its not the cinematographer’s problem. It was a writer problem.


34 posted on 03/01/2018 4:28:43 AM PST by Vermont Lt (Burn. It. Down.)
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To: Kaslin

“Awards this Sunday is shaping up to be a Spinal Tap concert-level disaster”

Well if I get confirmation that there will be a puppet show during the broadcast I might just tune in.


35 posted on 03/01/2018 4:29:55 AM PST by DAC21
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To: Kaslin
If it weren't for Movies based on adolescent comic books....people would be saying “what's a Hollywood?”
36 posted on 03/01/2018 4:34:01 AM PST by DAC21
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To: HighSierra5

aww Death Wish!!! Bruce Willis ain’t Charles Bronson- but i am in.


37 posted on 03/01/2018 4:35:18 AM PST by ronniesgal ( I wonder what his FR handle is??)
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To: Ciexyz

I thought Dunkirk was excellent! One of my top 5 war movies.


38 posted on 03/01/2018 4:36:54 AM PST by albie
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To: Reno89519
"What did you see, your picks?"

Nothing, but your post is interesting. In the same way that Jann Wenner had control of the RNR Hall of Fame noms wrested away from him -- in order to keep the Museum going -- to finally recognize top-earning AOR acts like Yes & ELO that Jann's personal animosity had prevented for decades, one wonders if Oscars are finally going to have to open up their voting to top-earning escape fare like the MCU.

39 posted on 03/01/2018 4:37:38 AM PST by StAnDeliver ( Parkland is the most massive failure in law enforcement since 9/11)
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To: Vaquero

Right.

Pulp Fiction DID give you clues that helped you make the mental leap, which was good. With Dunkirk, I watched it with four people at home, and we found ourselves looking at each other, pausing the movie, rewinding, and continuing.

It was a bit tedious in that respect, and I know it wasn’t just me.

They should have spent more time figuring out how to clue you in.


40 posted on 03/01/2018 4:39:34 AM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette)
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