I really need to start setting up my russian alias on facebook or something.
I need some cred in order to pick up some quick cash during the next election.
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Okay Yuri. I will back you up. My name is Orge. Last name Putin. I am a 7th cousin of the Czar in Moscow. I work for the Moscow Streetsweepers Association. I can be contacted at my 7th cousin’s mailing address in Moscow. I will back you in your plan to be a Russian citizen. You owe me 100,000 rubles or $1.95 in American money.
Watch Sasha Cohen a lot to get the accent right. Careful, though. Some US intelligence people know Russian. Better to prank and then scam Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi.