[Yaelle]

A boy ran up to me today to tell me he is in love with my daughter.

They are five.

[Redcitizen]

Tell him he’ll have to work seven years in your service for her.

(Jacob and Laban from the Bible)

[WASCWatch]

A boy ran up to me today to tell me he is in love with my daughter. They are five.

Better get a restraining order. ;-)