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To: kevcol

Lizzy Borden with an ax
Gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
Nevertheless, she persisted.

Eh, doesn’t rhyme.


11 posted on 02/06/2018 1:52:05 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Doesn’t rhyme, but it rings a bell.

Also, it’s from her “neck” of the woods.


13 posted on 02/06/2018 1:53:34 PM PST by Migraine ((A smartass who is right can be downright funny. A smartass who is wrong is just a smartass.))
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To: blueunicorn6

Lizzy Warren took an ax
And gave her country forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She became a Cherokee, just for fun.

(Okay, it’s not great. But it does rhyme.)


16 posted on 02/06/2018 1:59:27 PM PST by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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