From the family that slept around on their wives and killed women before it was made popular by the Clintons.
Ted Kennedy
was kept awake at night by the sound of his liver crying.
always drank Irish Coffee for breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.
never drank anything stronger than vodka before breakfast.
was addressed by three separate liquor store owners as “the guy who paid for my houseboat.”
entered his liver in a Tough Man competition.
was shocked and confounded to discover they actually sell Coke without Jack Daniels.
didn’t sniff the cork, he chewed it.
liked a splash of coffee in his morning whiskey.
If it weren’t for the olives in his martinis, he’d have starved to death.