[Hyman Roth]

“I’ve lived in this state my whole life and I refuse to pump my own gas. This is a service only qualified people should perform. I will literally park at the pump and wait until someone pumps my gas.”

This person can't be for real.

[Sasparilla]

... I will literally park at the pump and wait until someone pumps my gas.”
This person can’t be for real....

You are correct. It’s a liberal living in a liberal fantasy land.