(Displaced to the South Pacific as viewed from Broadway or Grauman's Chinese Theatah . . .)
The Bigg Redd Dame! Cheers!
Profoundly your servant, Ma'am --
:)
I live a lot closer to the Chesapeake Bay than to the Pacific Ocean anyway.
Chorus: Come on, Nancy, put your best dress on.
Come on, Nancy, ‘fore the steamboats gone.
Everything is lovely on the Chesapeake Bay,
All aboard for Baltimore, and if we’re late they’ll all be sore!
Now look here, Captain, let us catch that boat.
We can’t swim, and listen, we can’t float!
Banjo’s strumming a good old tune,
Up on deck is the place to spoon.
Cuddle up close beneath the silv’ry moon,
Sailing down the Chesapeake Bay.
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