It’s like an old High School quarterback in a bar —
“I was really something, let me tell you. There was this one time — back in 1973, I think it was. We were facing those guys from Hackensack. Tough fellas, let me tell you. Anyway, it was the fourth quarter. I told ol’ John Dean to go deep left. Them boys were comin’ at me, but I threw that ball a country mile right into the end zone. Man, it was something, let me tell you.”
Al Bundy of Polk High.