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To: smartymarty

“close the lid when finished..”

Nothing is more of a PIA as dunking your tushy into a toilet bowl at 3 a.m. That cold water hits you and then you are up... can’t get back to sleep. Ugh....


30 posted on 12/16/2017 5:52:14 AM PST by momtothree
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To: momtothree

When we were first married, my wife got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. I heard a “flump, flump” but did not think anything of it. She came back to be and put a pair of ice cold feet in the middle of my back and said, “That’s what it feels like when you leave the seat up.” I go the message. ;o)


66 posted on 12/16/2017 6:25:24 AM PST by super7man (Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting)
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To: momtothree

What seems to have compelled you to take a flying backwards butt-leap onto the toilet in the dark in the first place? Isn’t that sort of dangerous? Even if the seat was down there might be a spider there just lurking and... waiting.


132 posted on 12/16/2017 7:49:13 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: momtothree

““close the lid when finished..”

Nothing is more of a PIA as dunking your tushy into a toilet bowl at 3 a.m. That cold water hits you and then you are up... can’t get back to sleep. Ugh....”

I have sort of the same problem...and I’m standing up.


143 posted on 12/16/2017 8:04:54 AM PST by Bonemaker
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