Her feet flew in the air,
her face turned crimson red,
She felt at once both cold and wet
and wished that she were dead...
The moral of my story is don't sit down abrupt,
always look behind you girls, the seat may still be up!
Yeah, but you know what? It’s the time at 2 in the morning when you are less than half awake and annoyed at your bladder for getting you up that you forget to look, or can’t see in the dark bathroom, and the seat is up and you sit on the disgusting, pee drip coated rim.
Even men use the toilet with the seat down for some things.
If it’s so easy to flip the lid down that women shouldn’t complain about having to do it, then why do men complain about having to do it as a courtesy for their wives (who use the bathroom far more than they do in the first place).
Does it ever occur to men that doing something they consider that small when your wife asks is just a little way to show her that you think she’s important enough to accommodate in that way.
Y’all tell us to tell you when we don’t like something instead of beating around the bush, and then when we do we get grief about it.
Make up your minds.
“The moral of my story is don’t sit down abrupt,
always look behind you girls, the seat may still be up! “
About as much fun as sitting on a closed lid in the dark in a moment of extreme urgency.