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Posted on 12/16/2017 5:28:33 AM PST by x1stcav
Ladies, have you ever had a person that you care about but he has this annoying habit that grinds your nerves?
Since you're an open and honest human being, you want to talk to him about it, but the one time you alluded to it before, he got all huffy about it. Now, you don't want to bring it up because you're thinking it'll turn into this whole, big thing. So, since he’s a great person, you just ignore it even though you really wish he'd stop doing it. Well, it just may be possible that you're doing something very similar to some of the men in your life. Too harsh? Okay, maybe not YOU, but your loud friend, you know -- the one that doesn't have a lot of tact? She may be doing some of these things and by reading this article, you may be able to help her with things like...
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I think they should be spring-loaded for sanitary purposes myself.
“My foot doesn’t even touch the kitchen floor yet when I get home from work when the talking starts. Sheesh, give me 5 minutes will ya?”
Talking? How about bitching?
““close the lid when finished..”
Nothing is more of a PIA as dunking your tushy into a toilet bowl at 3 a.m. That cold water hits you and then you are up... can’t get back to sleep. Ugh....”
I have sort of the same problem...and I’m standing up.
“The solution to the toilet seat battle is quite simple: man or woman... Close the lid when finished.”
That makes it harder for democrats to drink.
Actually when our hose was being build years ago I suggested we add a urinal.
The “Don’t fix it, just let me vent” bit was the hardest for me to adjust to - the rest don’t apply to my wife....guess I’m one of the very lucky ones.....
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“Am I the only one married to a woman that does stuff FOR me, instead of to me?”
What foreign country is she from?
“I happen to think that all females are mis-wired in their brains. If some real good electrician could get in there and reverse those few wires then everything would be fine!”
Same with democrats.
Men don’t admit to sitzpinkling! But if the seat’s never up, they are suspect!
“When we were first married,,,,”
When we were first married he was like a Greek god. Now he is a goddamned Greek.
The solution to the toilet seat battle is quite simple: man or woman... Close the lid when finished.
We have two bathrooms. One for the boys and one for the girls. Problem solved.
“I believe this is driven by lust. Women have told me that the single most erotic thing a man can do is lift something heavy... “
..and then do what with it?
Whoever made the "pee drip" on the rim needs to be admonished to take a couple of squares of TP and give it a quick wipe, whether the seat will be up or down. That's been my habit since my teens!
“Almost all of them do that. Build a back entrance to the den or man cave and sneak in. Sit in the truck for awhile. Putter in the yard, she will never come out there especially if you do anything that looks like work.
Are you still getting sex? Don’t complain so much.”
A. My “man cave” is the cooking island in the kitchen, HUGE problem!
B. Of course not...are you kidding?
Leaving you and 35 years later asking if you ever thought of getting back together.
I don’t have that problem with the psych-bitch. Thirty-five years since the divorce and we still hate each other’s guts.
“The moral of my story is don’t sit down abrupt,
always look behind you girls, the seat may still be up! “
About as much fun as sitting on a closed lid in the dark in a moment of extreme urgency.
Well at least that’ll help stabilize the lid for the poor dears while they’re hovering and spraying all over everything. It also has the benefit of forcing men to sit to pee, or what the heck they’ll just pee all over the lid like hovering women do.
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